Music is critical for this.
The next several GIFs are all from this Reddit thread. God bless you, Reddit.
Love them beats.
I am America!
Why do you always wear an earring?
Morgan Freeman: When I was a kid, I saw a pirate movie with Burt Lancaster, who wore an earring. I thought that was sexy. Then I learned that sailors wore gold earrings to pay for funerals if they died in foreign lands. I’m a sailor, so that nailed it.